Kamamoto: Eh, we will now begin K boy’s only friendly get-together. It would be brought to you by yours truly, Kamamoto Rikio.
Fushimi: Oi… Oi..Oi.. Oi!
Yata: Oi Wait up Fatso!
Kamamoto: Let’s strengthen our bonds while being naked…that’s why we came to the hot spring!
Fushimi: Wait a minute…
Yata: Listen!
Yata:Oi wait up [1]Sanshita! [lowest-level member of a yakuza organization]
Kamamoto: Since it’s a underage friendly get-together, we gathered up young boys from K.
Yata/Fushimi: I said wait a minute!
Kamamoto: Eh? What do you want mou~?
Yata: What do you want? Why should I get all goody and enter the bath with someone like Fushimi?
Fushimi: Tsk! Likewise. In the first place, it’s unpleasant going to the bath with strangers.
Kuroh: Well, relax. The bath is a place to relax the mind and body, let’s put our past behind us.
Yata: Bastard, Black Dog! Why are you mixed with us?
Kamamoto: That’s because it’s a gathering of 10 years and above boys.
Yata: Bastard Kamamoto! Aren’t you 20 years old?
Kamaoto: That’s right.. but I’m here to make sure that Yata-san and Fushimi’s-san doesn’t end up fighting~ I too wanted to join the adult’s get-together with the others.
Fushimi: Isn’t that guy that killed Totsuka-san in this teens too?
Kuroh: He is not the culprit and even though he looks like that, he is actually 90 years-old.
Kamamoto: More importantly, it’s been bothering me but Fushimi…why are you entering the bath with your saber.
Fushimi: There’s no way i would be around with you guys with my guard down.
Kuroh: I said not to be too harsh…good grief. Can’t you even enter the bath in peace?
Fushimi: Says the person with a sword strapped to his back.
Kuroh: This sword is a momentum of Ichigen-sama… Meitou Kotowari.
Yata: Aren’t you entering with a sword too!?
Kuroh: That is merely that the sword didn’t fit into the locker and, there’s no way i would leave Ichigen-sama’s momentum lying around anywhere.
Kuroh: I could say the same to you… why are you bring your skateboard in the bath?
Yata: Why would I be vulnerable while knowing I’m going to enter the bath with Saru!?
Kamamoto: You’re the saying the same thing as Saru, Yata-san! Aren’t you two intimidate?
Yata/Fushimi: HUH!?
Kuroh: Relax! In the first place, do you intend to swing your saber and skate around with the skateboard completely naked?
Fushimi: Who says I’m all naked?
Yata: Y-you bastard… wearing swimming trunks in the hot spring!
Fushimi: What can you do? We could go for it if you really want, Misaki: !
Yata: That’s fine. Don’t think you can protect with only a swimming trunk.
Kuroh: Won’t you stop it!
[gurgles gasps]
Yata: Don’t you freaking interfere, Black dog!
Kamamoto: Mou~ Yata-san. You should do as Black Dog says, this is not a friendly get-together for nothing. Don’t fight~!
Yata: Che!
Fushimi: Heh!
Kuroh: Don’t cause a ruckus, usually, they don’t allow people with tattoos into the bath.
Yata: It is not a tattoo! This is the pride of Homura, given to me by Mikoto-san. It’s something on par with my life itself.
Kamamoto: YATA-SAN!
Fushimi: AND?
Yata: Huh?
Tsk! It’s troublesome, i don’t care about any get-together or whatever, let’s just get it over with.
Kuroh: You really are a passionless guy to the core.
Kamamoto: Right? The girl’s gathering seems so much better.
Kuroh: There’s also a girl’s gathering?
Kamamoto: Yes yes! It seems like they discuss about the person they love in the girl’s gathering. Why don’t we do something like that too? Something bursting with youth.
Yata: I see there is something like that, the woman who plays hard-to-get’s breas- breas- breas-t was amazing.
Fushimi: Huh? What did you say? I can’t hear you Misaki!
Yata: SHUT UP! IT’S NOTHING!
Fushimi: Hahaha! It doesn’t seem like there is the day where you are able to touch a woman’s chest.
Yata: Don’t underestimate me. Something like that…it not much difference to Kamamoto’s manboobs isn’t it?
Kamamoto: Yata-san. Yata-san! Don’t touch it!
Yata: When i feel like it, i could totally touch a breast or two. Why? Why is it so soft? You pig-bastard! Pig bastard!
Kuroh: Knock it off! What if it came out sounding indecent?
Kuroh: Well, that’s that. Let’s move on calmly.
Kamamoto: Will I be alright? Will my breast get any bigger?
Fushimi: Hoo… I want to go home. My glasses are getting clouded too.
Yata: Take it off then. Why did you enter the bath wearing your spectacles anyways?
Kuroh: Don’t tell me, when you take off your glasses, your eyes will take form of the number 3?
Fushimi: It won’t! Why are you looking brimming with expectations?
Kuroh: It is called expectations? No, it’s fine if it isn’t. I was just having suspicion about Specter 4’s glasses.
Fushimi: Huh?
Kamamoto: More importantly, I’m getting hungry. The adult’s should be drinking right about now.
Kuroh: That’s right. As Ichigen-sama says, it is courtesy to at least exchange one glass.
Fushimi: O-o-oi, wait Black Dog. Isn’t Miwa Ichigen-sama the previous colorless king that had already passed away?
Kuroh: Spare the minor details!
Kamamoto: Yes, yes! Totsuka-san was also hyped up preparing for the banquet game.
Fushimi: Just who’s fault do you think that cause such a mess?
Fushimi: It is because that person died that the burden had piled up.
Yata: Totsuka-san is really amazing at party games and card games. Also, he was ridiculously strong at life games and fate game.
Fushimi: That’s because he used his luck at such ridiculous things that he died so early. What’s the point of being exceptionally good at games?
Yata: And then Mikoto-san was the best at the King’s game. Well, since he is a king, that is a given. However, he always draw the Joker when playing the Old Maid.
Kamamoto: He’s lead has both pros and cons. Fascinating isn’t it?
Fushimi: You’re not making any sense.
Kuroh: How nostalgic. I too, in the past would often play shouji and hanafuda with Ichigen-sama. But, since Ichigen-sama possess the power of prediction… i couldn’t win.
Yata: The previously colourless king was unexpectedly childish huh?
Kamamoto: Well, i wouldn’t go easy either. Ahh~ game is fine but i want to eat! I’m hungry~ Meat~
Yata: Ah! That’s right. When barbecuing with Mikoto-san, he seems to always eat without properly cooking it and it often led to not enough portion left for us in the end.
Fushimi: So why are you so happy about?
Yata: Isn’t it cool? It wild and manly right?
Fushimi: Go back to Sabana.
Yata: What’s with you? Don’t you like things with flesh and blood?
Fushimi: It doesn’t mean that i like raw meat.
Kamamoto: Somehow the conversation became an unappealing topic in the end.
Is there someone who would like to talk about someone they like?
Kuroh: Someone I like?
Kamamoto: Oh! Black dog… so you have something going?
Kuroh: Like…seems to be alittle childish but, it’s a person who changed my life that i wouldn’t mind spending my entire life following and working under him.
Kamamoto: Eh? What’s that, it seems heavy somehow.
Kuroh: The person i would spend my life serving under… yes, the previous 7th King, Miwa Ichigen-sama is a person loving and kind person, overflowing with wisdom but with a depth of strictness ~~~[3] (if someone would like to add Kuroh’s
pain-in-the-ass speech, please, be ever so welcomed because i honestly can’t-)
Fushimi: Disgusting.
Kuroh: !
Kuroh: I wonder why but, somehow, i don’t want to get told off by you of all people.
Kamamoto: Black Dog! The feeling of not wanting Fushimi of all people calling you disgusting, i can totally relate to that but, in the first place, the person you like isn’t something like that. Something more bittersweet or rather talk about
girls!
Kuroh: That’s because i hardly converse with girls. Kukuri for start was a really kind girl.
Yata: Rather, you kept talking about your previously king but isn’t your king now the silver king?
Kuroh: That’s-
Yata: If you feel so deeply to your previously king, is it alright for you to serve your new king?
Kuroh: Shiro is, unlike Ichigen-sama, dangerous, cunning and a person who says anything that comes to his mind but, no, saying that maybe a bit wrong. Although seemingly rubbish talk, it is really hidden with resolution that is why it is
crucial to read inbetween his words.
Kuroh: I have been solely dependent on Ichigen-sama but, he’s a friend that i would like to help.
Yata: O-oh-h, what’s that? It a good story.
Fushimi: Tsk! That so? Seems to me like you just got over a King.
Kamamoto: Oi! Isn’t that something to speak for yourself?
Fushimi: I’m fine! Betrayal is one of my identity.
Yata: Saru! You bastard!
Fushimi: Well, we have spoke lots of useless thing, aren’t you satisfied? I really want to go off but-
Kuroh: Hmm? Despite saying that, you have rarely spoken.
Kamamoto: Oh, that’s right. But i wouldn’t expected much of a bittersweet story
Fushimi so- Ah, talk abit about your King and Comrades.
Fushimi: Tsk! There’s nothing to say.
Yata: Since you went as far as to betray the Homura to join Specter 4, there must be something at least?
Fushimi: Not really.
Kamamoto: I’m not asking for you to say such a heavy story like Black Dog. Something like what kind of game did you play? What kind of food do you like? The things we talk about was basically trivia things like that anyways.
Fushimi: Tsk! The commander… likes to play jigsaw puzzle on his own.
Kuroh: Ho, what kind of puzzle?
Fushimi: The ones with an abnormal huge amount of pieces. Anything is fine for the picture but, recently he got bored of the ones relating to security and started doing pictures of magazines idol. All the while with a serious face, it was
really surreal-
Yata:H-heh…
Fushimi: Futhermore, he got bored with that and started doing puzzle of our identity picture, do you guys understand? The feeling of witnessing your superior having fun with the puzzle that is supposedly your identity picture?
Kamamoto: Are you alright? Specter 4.
Fushimi: I don’t know what kind of food they like to eat except Awashima vice-captain; it was buried under red beans that i couldn’t guess what it originally was anymore.
Yata: Pitiful isn’t it?
Kamamoto: Pitiful.
Fushimi: Isn’t it enough? I’m getting out now.
Yata: Huh? Come to think of it Saru, your face is red. Soaked too long?
Fushimi: Don’t be stupid. Do you think i would be so careless to allow myself to be diz-dizz-
Kamamoto: Aren’t you all wobbly?
Kuroh: Are you alright?
Fushimi: Am i alright? I’m fine. I’m fine….
Yata: Ah, geez, there’s no helping it. Since Mikoto-san and the others are all at the gathering, I will lend you a hand for today specially.
Fushimi: Mind your own business.
Yata: You do have an unexpectedly weak side…since the past.
Fushimi: Shut up.
Kamamoto: Here sure to stay hydrated.
Kuroh: Do you feel unwell?
Fushimi: No i don’t. Don’t mind me.
Yata: Well, he will get better after he eat.
Kamamoto: Yosha! Then let’s head off to the banquet. I’m going to eat~
Kuroh: It’s from my cell. Who is it from. Hello? Ah, Shiro. Hmm. Hm.
Kamamoto: What is it?
Kuroh: No. I don’t really get it but the Lieutenant was drunk and the banquet was in a chaos so they switched the venue, it seems.
Yata: HUH?
Kuroh: As expected from top of this country, the Golden King. The scale of his destruction is different.
Fushimi: The Sword of Damocles… didn’t came out right?
Kuroh: At any rate, let’s head off too.
Yata: And, where is the new venue of the Banquet?
Kuroh: They did say they would send some one to pick us up. Hmm? Isn’t the person over there the vice-commander of Specter-! How indecent!
Kamamoto: Uwoohh! The Yukata is magnificently coming off.
Fushimi: Huh?
Yata: Mhfffm!
Fushimi: What’s with her? Is she drunk?
Kuroh: The traditional clothes are clothes that are wore to cover up. For such size to wear was impossible in the first place.
Kamamoto: Ohh Oh! Oh! Behind her there is a girl which is completely nude!
Yata: What is it? Euheh! Mhffm!
Fushimi: Isn’t that the strain you know? Is she also drunk?
Kuroh: Neko? No, she’s not drunk. It as usual.
Kamamoto: You are weirdly calm despite seeing her naked.
Kuroh: Getting used to it… is something scary. I will make her wear some clothes immediately. Neko! You! I’ve always told you not to wander around dressed indecently! Hey, wait up, Neko! Wear some clothes.
Kamamoto: Black Dog sure had it tough. By the way Yata-san, how long do you intend to hide behind your hands.
Kamamoto: Say it in proper words Yata-san! Huh? There’s a girl behind. Is that a girl?
Yata: A-ah! What? What kind of girl is it this time?
Kamamoto:W-well, somehow a bit bulky and give off an aura and- Eh?
Fushimi: Oi, isn’t that…
Kamamoto: Kusanagi-san?
Yata: Eh? Oh.
Kamamoto: Did he lose at some kind of party game.
Yata: Seems so.
Kamamoto: It’s a result from a Punishment game isn’t it?
Yata: Seems so.
Kamamoto: The punishment of Kusanagi-san dressing up as a girl seems to be the highlight of the Banquet itself.
Fushimi: Hah… the thought of going to the gathering the a bunch of drunkards, i really want to pass on it.
Kamamoto: Well, don’t say that! Today’s a gathering!
Fushimi: Let me tell you this underling! A gathering is a bunch of people who drink that crowd around in a place to let off their weight and mingle around. There is NOTHING fun about it.
Kamamoto: Ah…Well, what can i say, I’m sure socializing has its issues.
Yata: What? You’re not going Saru? That’s too bad. You did got dizzy just now, hurry up and go home to rest up. Let’s go Kamamoto!
Kamamoto: Osu!
Fushimi: !
Yata: I wonder if Mikoto-san is eating meat.
Kamamoto: I just hope there’s some left for us.
Yata: I could pour the beer without spilling it now.
Kamamoto: Mikoto-san seldom drinks beer though.
Yata: It’s fine….
Fushimi: MISAKI!!! How dare you brush me off despite being Misaki, you sure got guts don’t you!
Yata: Huh? What did you say!?
Yata: I told you not to call me by first me so casually didn’t I?
Fushimi: Misaki! Misa-
Yata: Oi! You’re still staggering aren’t you!
Fushimi: Misa-
Yata: Oi, where do you think you are touching idiot!
Fushimi: Misaki…
Kamamoto: Eh, K boy’s only friendly get-together has officially ended, then Yata-san, I’ll be going first!
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